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One Paragraph Movie Review: Jules et Jim

Two hundred and seventy-eighth film: Jules et Jim, a French film from 1962 set around World War One, ostensibly about a love triangle but probably really about a bromance. Jules, an Austrian living in France, and Jim, a Frenchman played by Henri Serre who I immediately need to visit in a time machine, fall in love with Catherine. Catherine is a lady with impulses, and those impulses are not altogether fantastic forsensible and calm relationships. Jules and Jim, however, have the kind of friendship that all should aspire to: instant, long-lasting, honest, fun, and packed with excellent woolly jumpers. I’m not totally sure what this movie was trying to say, yet I still feel like I heard it very clearly. Menage a twee. Three travel-incompatible bottles of acid out of five.

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One Paragraph Movie Review: Jules et Jim
One Paragraph Movie Review: Jules et Jim
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May 21

One Paragraph Movie Review: Judge Priest

Two hundred and seventy-seventh film: Judge Priest, a 1934 mostly-courtroom drama about a wry and endearing small town judge that requires a suspension of post-1934 sensitivity to racism and a better familiarity with the American Civil War than I have to properly enjoy. A Will Rogers vehicle and my first…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: Judge Priest
One Paragraph Movie Review: Judge Priest
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May 7

Shelley: Dancing, Part 1

From a very, very young age, Shelley and I wanted to dance. …

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Shelley

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Apr 2

One Paragraph Movie Review: The Good, The Bad, The Weird

Two hundred and seventy-sixth film: The Good, The Bad, The Weird, or ‘Joheunnom Nabbeunnom Isanghannom’ in its native Korean. WHAT an insane, fun time that bolts almost immediately out of the gates with a train heist of cinematographic brilliance and skips along for the subsequent two hours like a stone…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: The Good, The Bad, The Weird
One Paragraph Movie Review: The Good, The Bad, The Weird
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Mar 26

One Paragraph Movie Review: Johnny Guitar

Two hundred and seventy-fifth film: Johnny Guitar, a 1954 Western with a character called Johnny Guitar in it who plays guitar but has barely anything at all to do with the plot of this movie. Starring Joan Crawford and her eyebrows as bar-owner Vienna, with the magnificently-named Mercedes McCambridge as…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: Johnny Guitar
One Paragraph Movie Review: Johnny Guitar
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Mar 26

Shelley: Himalayan

There’s so much I can (and will) write about being a twin, and being Shelley’s twin. It’s a privilege that I’ll never stop appreciating — and by ‘privilege’ I don’t just mean that I’ve been lucky to have Shelley as the other half of a split ovum I participated in…

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Shelley

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Mar 19

One Paragraph Movie Review: The Crying Game

Two hundred and seventy-fourth film: The Crying Game, a 1992 movie full of twists that, if you’ve had one of the big twists spoiled for you decades ago like I did, you might only recently be seeing for the first time. I didn’t realise there were multiple twists though, and…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: The Crying Game
One Paragraph Movie Review: The Crying Game
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Mar 10

When the Saints Go Arting In: Cecilia

Saint Cecilia was, by all accounts, quite a musical lady. She sang during her own wedding, gave to the poor, and was apparently quite difficult to kill, having survived a bit of burning and a bit of being chopped at with a sword for a few days longer than is…

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When the Saints Go Arting In: Cecilia
When the Saints Go Arting In: Cecilia
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Mar 5

One Paragraph Movie Review: JFK

Two hundred and seventy-third film: JFK, , a well-directed conspiracy movie from Oliver Stone about the assassination of Kennedy, maybe you’ve heard of him. Three hours is a grotesque insult of a duration for a movie, but Stone clearly needed it to cram in every single flash of footage and…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: JFK
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Feb 26

One Paragraph Movie Review: Jezebel

Two hundred and seventy-second film: Jezebel, a 1938 film set in 1952 New Orleans that chucked Bette Davis directly into the Hollywood A-list. The simple way to describe the actual story is that a selfish, headstrong southern belle eventually learns the meaning of sacrifice, like Gone With The Wind but…

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One Paragraph Movie Review: Jezebel
One Paragraph Movie Review: Jezebel
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