One Paragraph Movie Review: Big

Thirty-seventh film: Big. Honestly, if you can find a more charming and uplifting example of unwitting paedophilia in the history of movies, you’re doing well. Tom Hanks is not only exactly right about buildings that turn into robots not being fun, he’s also unbelievably appealing as a grown-up child with a trampoline in his apartment and a fresh, lights-on appreciation of boobs. This is the only time Chopsticks has ever been enjoyable. Four and a half unplugged Zoltars out of five.